Sharukh TV ads..

If we go by TV ads, a typical day in
the life of Shahrukh Khan would
be:
Gets up, brushes with "Pepsodent" then shave with "V john shaving cream"
drinks a cup of "Tata tea", gets into
"Lux Cozi" with "Belmont Shirt", wears his "Tag Heuer watch",
picks up his "Nokia lumina" & drives to
work in his "Hyundai i10" and drink "Frooti"
He then gets home in the evening,
relaxes in his "Nerolac" painted
house, rubs "Emami cream" on his
face, watches "Dish TV" on his
"Videocon", and has a spoon of
"Sona Chandi Chyawanprash"
before going to bed ...

Fantastic meanings...

CIGARETTE:
A pinch of tobacco rolled in paper with fire at one end and a fool at the other!

MARRIAGE:
It's an agreement wherein a man loses his bachelor's degree and a woman gains her master's

CONFERENCE:
The confusion of one man multiplied by the number present

CONFERENCE ROOM:
A place where everybody talks, nobody listens and everybody disagrees in the end

SMILE:
A curve that can set a lot of things straight!

YAWN:
The only opportunity some married men
ever get to open their mouths

EXPERIENCE:
The name men give to their mistakes

DIPLOMAT:
A person who tells you to go to hell
in such a way that you actually look forward to the trip

OPTIMIST:
A person who, while falling from the
EIFFEL TOWER,says midway:
"SEE I AM NOT INJURED YET!"

BOSS:
Someone who is early when you are late
and late when you are early

POLITICIAN:
One who shakes your hand before elections and your confidence afterward

DOCTOR:
A person who kills your ills with pills and Later with his bills.

Source INTERNET..

DID YOU KNOW??

DID YOU KNOW??
*There are only 2 countries in
the entire
world that do not sell Coca -
Cola; North Korea
and Cuba.
**The average person has 3 to 5 best
friends,and usually hates one
person in their
social group.
**Sharks replace their teethso
often that theycan actually lose almost
30,000 teeth over
their lifetime.
**A man once escaped a police
interrogation
room by putting a coat over his handcuffs
and walking out the door. He
later mailed
back the cuffs.
**A proper handshake should last
for about three seconds.
**Men would traditionally walk
with a
womanon his left arm, so his right
hand could
be freefor his sword in case of a duel.
**Brushing your teeth regularly
has been
shown to prevent heart disease.
**All 13 minerals necessary for
human life canbe found in alcoholic
beverages.
**Smiles have been proven to be
more
attractive on a woman's face
than makeup. **People who are easily
embarrassed are
more trustworthy and generous!..

Worlds best 7 Superb Sentences

Worlds best 7 Superb Sentences

Shakespeare.
"Never Play With The Feelings Of Others
Because U May Win The Game But The
... Risk Is That U Will Surely Lose The Person
For A Life Time".

Napoleon.
"The world suffers a lot. Not because of the
violence of bad people, But because of the
silence of good people!"

Einstein.
"I am thankful to all those who said NO to
me It's because of them I did it myself."

Abraham Lincoln.
"If friendship is ur weakest point then U
are the strongest person in the world."

Shakespeare.
"Laughing Faces Do Not Mean That There
Is Absence Of Sorrow! But It Means That
They Have The Ability To Deal With It".

William Arthur.
"Opportunities Are Like Sunrises, If You
Wait Too Long You Can Miss Them".

Hitler.
"When You Are In The Light, Everything
Follows You, But When You Enter Into The
Dark, Even Your Own Shadow Doesn't
Follow You."

Shakespeare.
"Coin Always Makes Sound But The
Currency Notes Are Always Silent. So
When Your Value Increases Keep Quiet."

Best Of Rajnikanth...

Best Of Rajnikanth...
Rajinikanth doesn’t wear a watch. He decides what time it is.
Rajinikanth has already been to Mars, that’s why there are no signs of life there.
Rajinikanth killed the dead sea.
If you spell ‘Rajanikant’ wrong on Google it doesn’t say, “Did you mean Rajinikanth?” It simply replies, “Run while you still have the chance.”
Rajinikanth can play the violin with a piano
Rajnikanth once wrote a cheque, the bank bounced!
Micheal Jordan to Rajini: I can spin a ball on my finger for over two hours. Can you?
Rajni: Rascala; how do you think the earth spins!?
Rajinikanth once ordered a plate of idli in McDonald’s, and got it.
If Rajnikant was born 100 years earlier, British would have fought to get independence from India.
When Rajnikant logs on to facebook.com, facebook updates its status message!
Rajni once killed 20 men just by saying "BANG"
Rajinikanth knows Victoria’s secret.
Rajinikanth can divide by zero.
Rajinikanth has counted to infinity, twice.
When Rajinikanth gives you the finger, he's telling you how many seconds you have left to live.